March 19, 2026

The New U.S. Kill or Capture List

Most Wanted State Terrorists List (The Bush Version).


Jack of Spades - President Trump


Crimes include money-laundering, human trafficking, rape of women and minors, cannibalism, war crimes, theft of the public purse, lying, stabbing allies in the back, treason, drinking the blood of the goyim.

Punishment: Death by electrocution.


King of Diamonds - Jared Kushner



Crimes include blackmailing of the people's elected representatives, starting wars for profit, enabling genocide, theft of the public purse, drinking the blood of the goyim.

Punishment: Death by hanging.


Queen of Hearts - Lindsey Graham


Crimes include treason, rape of minors, war crimes, lying.

Punishment: Death by firing squad.


Queen of Spades - J.D. Vance



Crimes include treason, etc..,

Punishment: Life in prison.


King of Spades - Scott Bessent


Crimes include money-laundering, theft of the public purse, rape of minors, etc..,

Punishment: Death by hanging.


Queen of Diamonds - Pam Bondi



Punishment: Death by firing squad.

Jack of Diamonds - Tulsi Gabbard



Punishment: Death by hanging.


King of Hearts - Pete Hegseth 

Crimes include lying, war crimes, treason.

Punishment: Life in prison.


Jack of Hearts - Howard Lutnick


Crimes include terrorism, drinking the blood of the goyim, murder, rape of women and minors, human trafficking, theft of the public purse, blackmailing the people's elected representatives, etc..,

Punishment: Death by electrocution.

 
King of Clubs - Stephen Miller

Crimes include war crimes, lying, treason, drinking the blood of the goyim, etc..,

Punishment: Death by hanging.


Queen of Clubs - Marco Rubio



Punishment: Life in prison.


Jack of Clubs - Jeffrey Epstein


Punishment: Life in prison.