February 11, 2013

Secret Memo: Bin Laden Was Killed By Masked Man Bane

This is the masked man who allegedly killed Osama Bin Laden. His name is Bane.

Background - Read: "Esquire reporter: Man who killed bin Laden faced life ‘like a mafia snitch’ after leaving Navy."

If President Obama came forward and said, "Bane killed Bin Laden," it would sound more believable than anything that has already been said about the incident.

Washington has become a total joke. The President has no authentic authority. The U.S. government is pathetic. It's not even fun to make fun of these screwballs anymore.

The myth makers can't even create a realistic, believable, and consistent narrative about FINDING AND KILLING THE MOST IMPORTANT ENEMY AMERICA HAS FACED SINCE THE END OF THE COLD WAR.

How many versions of Osama Bin Laden's official death have they gone through so far. . .thirty?

Come on, man. This is getting ridiculous. Step up your game, authoritarian scriptwriters. Stop fucking around like a bunch of immature frat boys and nail down this Bin Laden story for the history books. Get serious writers on the task. Hire Hollywood talent.

Oh wait, nevermind.

'Zero Dark Thirty' saved their ass. If it wasn't for Hollywood's magic they would've been totally screwed. Who needs pictures and evidence when you can give the mythical death of Bin Laden the big screen treatment and satisfy people's curiosities that way?

Hollywood came in and saved the day, doing something that the noble warriors of the U.S. military were prevented from doing in Afghanistan in 2001 by the Bush White House: killing Bin Laden.

Sure, the revenge killing of Bin Laden only happened on screen and not in real life, but it's better than nothing, right?

We shouldn't get too mad at the fact that the entire story about Bin Laden's death is fake. At least a good movie was made in the aftermath of the Bin Laden saga. Tickets were sold, people were entertained. Washington and Hollywood put on a good show, that's for sure. They deserve some credit for that achievement.

Ludicrous Bin Laden Fable Changes Yet Again
Paul Joseph Watson
February 11, 2013

The White House continues to struggle to get its fairytale straight. The Navy SEAL who claims he shot Bin Laden says the terror leader did use his “wife” as a human shield, despite the White House acknowledging that the woman was not Osama’s wife and was not used by him as a human shield.

RELATED: ‘I could see his brains spilling out..I watched him take his last breath’: Navy SEAL describes moment he shot bin Laden three times in head before zip-tying his screaming wife to her bed – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276972/Navy-SEAL-describes-moment-shot-Osama-bin-Laden-3-times-head.html#axzz2KaOIXlm6

RELATED: WHITE HOUSE SAYS OBL DID NOT USE HIS WIFE AS HUMAN SHIELD – http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2011/05/02/white-house-osama-used-his-wife-as-human-shield/

RELATED: Osama bin Laden ‘was not armed and did not use wife as human shield’ – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/8489658/Osama-bin-Laden-was-not-armed-and-did-not-use-wife-as-human-shield.html