And the Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief, speaking with a forked tongue, said unto the nation of fools: "I am the President, your honorable servant, and I hereby declare that I am real, and what I speak is the God's honest truth"
1. Thou shall not question any part of the official 9/11 story.
2. Thou shall accept fascistic preventative attacks as democratic defense measures against an all-pervasive, and ever-threatening global enemy.
3. Thou shall not stop listening to the talking heads; or charge the barricades of the Fourth Estate.
4. Thou shall follow Me, your Leader, your Light, to the grave, and beyond.
5. Thou shall not tell the truth about anything.
6. Thou shall fight terrorism, or support the fight, or, at the very least, shut up, until the end - until the War is done, until My work is finished, until-
7. Thou shall not investigate the real history of the Palestine/Israel conflict, and if thou can't resist such a study, keep thy conclusions to thyself, or else thou shall face the Wrath of the Media.
8. Thou shall obey.
9. Thou shall not think.
10. Thou shall die, or be treated as if thou is already dead, if thou breaks any of the previous nine commandments.
