December 29, 2009

Say Hello to Armageddon!

During this short and hellish decade you lost all of your liberties. But beginning in 2010 you will lose your mind, piece by piece, bit by bit, until you can't take it anymore. But even your defiance will not stop mankind's cruelest tyrants and their ever faithful practitioners from getting under your skin to rule every part of your new-age life. They are in this for the long haul, and their plans show a deep commitment to an authoritarian-corporatist bureaucracy that is fed by war and debt. These anti-humanist criminals view all the common people underneath them as useless human shit. This is their world, not yours. But they do want to make your life a little bit more convenient - they're not total monsters, they understand the average citizen's aesthetic impulses, unconscious yearnings, and animal cravings, "the twists and turns of the slave", so to speak. They want you to spy on yourself for them, and in return you'll get to play with the coolest gadget ever placed in human hands. And they want you to tax yourself on the road and in your home, but hey, don't feel too bad - you're making a contribution towards saving the planet. So, cheer up, slave, you could have it a lot worse - you could be a Chinese slave, or an African child soldier, or an Indian farmer, or an Iraqi refugee. You have it good compared to the rest of the world. You have Hollywood, and reality television, and the biggest and baddest drugs on the market. You have it real good. So, say hello to armageddon! Enjoy it.