December 14, 2009

Obama's just a little girl

In a surprising development, the President of the United States lashed out against the big boys on Wall Street. "I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat cat bankers on Wall Street," Obama said last night on television. Obama, banging his hand on the kiddie table, screamed out "they still don't get it," and then he reached for his miniature blackberry to invite the major banks over for dinner once again.

Talk about insanity. We officially have schizos inside the White House, and they still don't get it.

If you don't know, this is what has happened in Obama's first year in office.

He invited Wall St. banksters to the WH for dinner on a repeated basis, gave them the juiciest stake they've ever laid their hands on every single time, and now that they've step foot outside the door he's complaining to his servants in the basement about how fat all his guests have gotten. The sheer audacity! Is Obama still in Kansas? Wherever she is, give this little girl an Oscar, because she deserves it just as much as Gore.